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How to Take the Matchless Hole Pic
It’s happened to me dozens of times, but now more in quarantine than ever before. I’m chatting with someone I like, the conversation gets sexy and I start exchanging nude photos. Though my sexting companion is happy with what they see, I obtain a small, humble ask for. They want a fine look at my butt. Not the exceptional shot of my shapely peach glistening in my bedroom’s morning light, though. That’s not enough. I’m talking to a real ass eater, a true acolyte of the anus. They want ass pics. Hole pics. Plural.
For those of you typically on the asking end of this exchange, you should comprehend that hot hole pics are not easy to take. Arms aren’t as long as you look to think they are. Most angles aren’t flattering. Nor do I contain a production assistant on hand. If I did, asking him to assist me with hole pics would be as inappropriate as simply asking him to fuck me, which would be preferable to sexting you — assuming I’ve hired a blazing production assistant who does want to fuck me. However, being his hypothetical employer in a position of material power over him, this would still be unacceptable.
So here I am left to fend for myself to form the perf
DEAR READERS: I’m off this week. To tide all of your boiling and/or kinky and/or sore asses over, here’s a column I wrote 15 years ago. Some newer readers might’ve missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in 1998—so I’m rerunning it now because I still receive questions about “gerbiling” on a daily basis.
QWe were having a little office debate about “gerbiling.” How does it work? Do all queer men do this? Does Richard Gere? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Is it the scratching or the act of killing an animal that gets people off? Why? Can’t this cause stern damage? What gives? —Curious Coworkers
AEvery day, my mail contains at least three questions about “gerbiling.” In the eight years I’ve been writing this column, I have never addressed the gerbil issue, but now, this week and this week only, I am breaking my silence. Clip and rescue this column, for I will never discuss gerbils again. Ahem. To commence, I would like to make a controversial statement:
I have ne
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But this time, I was ready.
After the usual making out and other vanilla stuff, we moved on to foreplay. I flipped him over and gradually worked my way down. But he didn’t predict what came next. In no time, my meet was dug deep between his buttcheeks, rimming his anus to glory. “When did you pick that up?” he asked between bewildered moans. “Well, I’ve been busy learning,” I said shamelessly.
I love eating ass. If I was on death row, and they asked me what my last meal liking would be, I’d tell a nice plump ass to make my last moments tolerable.
It wasn’t always this way, but my initial apprehension thankfully paved the way for curiosity. After watching burly men eat each other’s hairy butts out in porn, I started practising it with consenting partners. Over time, I have mastered the art of anilingus.
And because we know most gay men are already adept at being and eating assholes, this moment around, I’d like to help my straight brethren out. As t
The “how to” of sex positions is imperative for any relationship. Mastering distinct gay sex positions not only heightens the experience but also provides a deeper connection with your partner both literally and figuratively. But before we start, if you’ve ever wondered, “What’s a top or bottom?” Don’t panic . These terms might be common within the LGBTQ+ society, but not everyday vernacular for everyone else, which is why we’ve place together an ever-growing list of Diverse terminology.
At Bespoke Surgical, we think about sex in completely different ways and by bringing science into sex, a new era of understanding will let improvement for everyone. Regardless of which gay anal sex positions you examine, it’s important to understand their differences:
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Little nuances and adjustments can make all the difference in terms of pleasure vs. pain, as does open and trustworthy communication. It’s key