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Choking On Your Alibi
Rating: M
Genre/tags/idk: friends to lovers/getting together, fluff, eventual smut, all the good stuff
Word count: 6.3k what the fuck
Summary: When Dan had first responded to a stranger’s roommate ad, he figured they’d be like acquaintances living together; simply exchanging pleasantries now and then. However as it happens they had quickly become fine friends. But what will happen when Dan walks in on Phil hooking up with another guy?
based on this article referencing a reddit post about a guy who thinks he’s homophobic because he doesn’t like seeing his roommate with other guys
title from Mr. Brightside because that’s where everyone gets their titles tbh
click here to read it on ao3 if that’s more your thing
“There’s just one more thing,” the gentleman sitting across from him says, looking up from Dan’s application form.
“What is it?”
“Well so I take for granted it’s not gonna be much of an issue for you but I’m uh … I’m gay?”
“Oh,” Dan is a bit taken aback at first, though he recovers fairly quickly, “That’s cool,&
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dissypoo:
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milkystreet:
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dissypoo:
scientistsoldier:
airtrafficcontroller:
sadgaywerewolf:
dilhowltersboyfriend:
milkystreet:
australian-government:
reliquiaen:
AU where people age until they extend 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can flourish old together.
i’d never die
but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day
imagine platonically moving in with ur foremost friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together
imagine purposely never discovery your soul mate so you can reign eternal
holy shit i deliberate we may contain stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure notion ever
What if you killed your essence mate so you’d make sure you never aged.
This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate
okay but you guys dont realize the potential.
imagine meeting a handsome young bloke who’s seen as a player and
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acidverdict:
i’m usually one of those people who think that shippers over-analyze every moment between their characters but sometimes even i’m at a loss when they just-
what the fuck merlin???
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tags:
#rant
iwaizumih:
12 year elderly weeb: omg desuu uuuguuu uwu sprakle sparkle kyaa (✿◠‿◠)
me:
were you never 12? “wow a child experiencing joy and excitement in their minuscule hearts begone demon you need jesus”
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mickeyblades:
this scene has some quality stills
I am dying at rei expression of “ahhh I am utsukushii”
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interviewer:so what was it like playing the vast villain?
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