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There's a lot of accounts I follow on Twitter that I primarily obey in an effort to, for lack of a better phrase, "keep up with the internet". I don't necessarily want to, but on some level it's my job. I don't want to look endless videos of YouTube streamer iShowSpeed not beating professional athletes in foot races, and backflipping off of "dangerous" surfaces that actually aren't dangerous at all. They're literally just floors. But for some reason everyone seems willing to buy into the idea that he's the bravest most talented person on the entire internet. 

(Fitting I wrote this before backflipping smack dab in the middle of a Royal Rumble and got speared through the soil. Fine I guess that was pretty brave)

As a result of following these accounts, I'm introduced to a new streamer every day who's named after a password, and has more followers than Africa has people. They approach out of nowhere. I'm pretty sure once a day somebody new will just buy millions followers, then people on the internet who are scared to look like they're not keeping up with the hippest new personalities will say, "Oh